- Indexes
- Dominatrixes
- Appendixes
None of these words exist. That's right: not one of the words in the list above is a real word because every, last one of them is the improper plural form!
Add this to my long list of grammatical pet-peeves. The idea for this post came to me yesterday when I was updating my LibraryThing profile and came across a discussion posted by - of all people! - a librarian who said, "I know nobody uses indexes anymore..."
AAAARRGGH! Tell me where she librarianates so I never go there!
The plural of all these words requires you to drop the x and replace it with the -ces combination. So the correct forms are:
- Indeces
- Dominatrices
- Appendices
Some exceptions prove this rule and the ones I could think of have largely to do with construction, though I'm not sure that matters (annexes, complexes, apexes). This goes hand-in-hand with certain similar rules, such as replacing the i with an e when it precedes an s at the end of a word (neuroses, psychoses, diagnoses, theses) and replacing the s with an i in certain words (hippopotami, peni).
And while this may seem pedantic, I prefer to see it as scholastic. Besides, the proper form may look "weird" to some readers, but it really turns us smartypantses on!
© C Harris Lynn, 2008
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